May 28, 2012

mrcraabs:

roses are red

violets are blue

sunflowers are yellow

i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts

(via blainedandyson)

7:47pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zqtv5yMJ5t_f
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May 28, 2012
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
7:38pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zqtv5yMJ3wED
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May 28, 2012
lazyharpseal: algrenion: deliciouspineapple: nightmer: snakesareourfriends: Queued: this is just adorable What are you doing, tiny snake? I WILL EAT THIS LEAF LOOK AT HIM HE’S TRYING SO HARD HE’S SUCH A LITTLE BADASS

lazyharpseal:

algrenion:

deliciouspineapple:

nightmer:

snakesareourfriends:

Queued: this is just adorable

What are you doing, tiny snake?

I WILL EAT THIS LEAF

LOOK AT HIM HE’S TRYING SO HARD HE’S SUCH A LITTLE BADASS

(via cwhroswell)

7:32pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zqtv5yMJ2cZ7
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May 28, 2012

castielisbetterthanyou:

i don’t understand how people can go through life without falling in love with at least one fictional character　

(via oneandonlygabriel)

6:28pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zqtv5yMIqX6F
(Notes: 340)
  
May 28, 2012

coepi:

things i am scared of doing: 

  • ordering food in a restaurant 
  • walking down a busy high street on my own 
  • talking to people on the phone 
  • eating in front of people 
  • asking for help in a shop 
  • meeting new people 
  • being in a big crowd of people with a lot of people i don’t know 

the future looks bright for me 

(via dothemonkeydance)

6:24pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zqtv5yMIpZln
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May 28, 2012

maycastielbewithyou:

goretrait:

can we all just take a second to appreciate the fact spiders can’t fly

#DON’T GIVE THEM ANY FUCKING IDEAS

(via misha-bawlins)

6:11pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zqtv5yMImofa
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May 28, 2012

mishasminions:

my-wifi-is-organic:

motherhonker:

DO YOU EVER JUST SIT DOWN AND REALIZE HOW CREEPY YOU ARE

Sometimes I realize it while standing.

SOMETIMES I REALIZE IT WHILE KNEELING IN FRONT OF THE SHRINE OF DNA I’VE COLLECTED OF PEOPLE I WANT TO MAKE CLONES OF

(via mishaliferuinercollins)

6:10pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zqtv5yMImdkl
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May 27, 2012
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
9:52pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zqtv5yMFcsGu
(Notes: 111,161)
  
May 27, 2012
d-ropped: this is so incredibly perfect

d-ropped:

this is so incredibly perfect

(Source: equilibristica, via saveusalltellmelifeisbeautiful)

9:50pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zqtv5yMFcSOa
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May 27, 2012

The fact that there’s over 7.2 billion people in the world and not even one of them is taking one for the team by dating me is extremely unacceptable

(Source: olvidare, via aclash-ofcocks)

7:22pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zqtv5yMF37SK
(Notes: 29,290)
  
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